16.8 hours to 16.7 hours? Why we built a 3.8-second GitHub Actions pre-flight gate (proven across 34+ merged PRs in LLVM, Meta Velox, Valkey & DuckDB)
We built ZeroSlop (patrickswedish/zeroslop-action@v1) because cloud AI code review bots charge $24–$40 per seat ($41,760/yr for 174 engineers), yet their own published case studies admit median PR merge time barely moves (16.8 hours before to 16.7 hours after — a 6-minute gain).
Instead of another noisy cloud chatbot leaving 30 comments on your pull request, ZeroSlop is a fast 3.8-second pre-flight gate inside GitHub Actions that strips AI wrapper bloat and blocks deleted tests before human review—with zero source code ever leaving your runner.
Proven Upstream Merges (The Wall of Proof)
We don't ask anyone to take our word for it—our track record of merged pull requests says everything. Every single one of these upstream C++, Rust, and C pull requests passed through ZeroSlop and was merged by core maintainers:
- LLVM (Core C++ Compiler Infrastructure for Apple, Google & Rust): llvm-project#215076
- Meta Velox (Meta's C++ Vectorized Database Engine): velox#18529
- Valkey (Linux Foundation C In-Memory Datastore, successor to Redis): valkey#4424
- DuckDB (High-Performance C++ Analytical OLAP Database): duckdb#26443
- Apache DataFusion (Extensible Rust Arrow Query Engine): datafusion#24394
- Microsoft Pyright (Microsoft's Static Python Type Checker): pyright#11605
- eBay NuRaft (C++ Raft Distributed Consensus Engine): NuRaft#663
Clear 3-Tier Pricing & 14-Day 100% Refund Guarantee
- 1st PR Free Evaluation Try ($0): Test it on 1 pull request out of the box—no credit card required.
- ZeroSlop Pro ($29/mo): 1 Developer Seat (unlimited repositories & PRs), backed by a 2-week (14-day) 100% full refund guarantee, no questions asked.
- ZeroSlop Enterprise ($1,999/mo): Per 100 Active Developers ($19.99/dev in 100-seat blocks).
- GitHub Marketplace: github.com/marketplace/actions/zeroslop-by-ribbsa…
- Wall of Merges & Live Demo: ribbsaetersystems.com
How we structured a 3-tier self-serve GitHub Actions SaaS ($0 1-PR try / $29 Pro / $1,999 Enterprise) against $41,760/yr legacy AI review bots
We built ZeroSlop because cloud AI code review bots charge $24–$40 per seat ($41,760/yr for 174 engineers), yet their own published case studies admit median PR merge time barely moves (16.8 hours before to 16.7 hours after — a 6-minute gain).
Instead of another noisy cloud chatbot leaving 30 comments on your pull request, ZeroSlop is a fast 3.8-second pre-flight gate inside GitHub Actions that strips AI wrapper bloat and blocks deleted tests before human review—with zero source code ever leaving your runner.
Proven Upstream Merges (The Wall of Proof)
We don't ask anyone to take our word for it—our track record of merged pull requests says everything. Every single one of these upstream C++, Rust, and C pull requests passed through ZeroSlop and was merged by core maintainers:
- LLVM (Core C++ Compiler Infrastructure for Apple, Google & Rust): llvm-project#215076
- Meta Velox (Meta's C++ Vectorized Database Engine): velox#18529
- Valkey (Linux Foundation C In-Memory Datastore, successor to Redis): valkey#4424
- DuckDB (High-Performance C++ Analytical OLAP Database): duckdb#26443
- Apache DataFusion (Extensible Rust Arrow Query Engine): datafusion#24394
- Microsoft Pyright (Microsoft's Static Python Type Checker): pyright#11605
- eBay NuRaft (C++ Raft Distributed Consensus Engine): NuRaft#663
Clear 3-Tier Pricing & 14-Day 100% Refund Guarantee
- 1st PR Free Evaluation Try ($0): Test it on 1 pull request out of the box—no credit card required.
- ZeroSlop Pro ($29/mo): 1 Developer Seat (unlimited repositories & PRs), backed by a 2-week (14-day) 100% full refund guarantee, no questions asked.
- ZeroSlop Enterprise ($1,999/mo): Per 100 Active Developers ($19.99/dev in 100-seat blocks).
- GitHub Marketplace: github.com/marketplace/actions/zeroslop-by-ribbsa…
- Wall of Merges & Live Demo: ribbsaetersystems.com
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16.8 hours to 16.7 hours? Why we built a 3.8-second GitHub Actions pre-flight gate (proven across 34+ merged PRs in LLVM, Meta Velox, Valkey & DuckDB) We built ZeroSlop (patrickswedish/zeroslop-action@v1) because cloud AI code review bots charge $24–$40 per seat ($41,760/yr for 174 engineers), yet their own published case studies admit median PR merge time barely moves (16.8 hours before to 16.7 hours after — a 6-minute gain). Instead of another noisy cloud chatbot leaving 30 comments on your pull request, ZeroSlop is a fast 3.8-second pre-flight gate inside GitHub Actions that strips AI wrapper bloat and blocks deleted tests before human review—with zero source code ever leaving your runner. Proven Upstream Merges (The Wall of Proof) We don't ask anyone to take our word for it—our track record of merged pull requests says everything. Every single one of these upstream C++, Rust, and C pull requests passed through ZeroSlop and was merged by core maintainers: - LLVM (Core C++ Compiler Infrastructure for Apple, Google & Rust): llvm-project#215076 - Meta Velox (Meta's C++ Vectorized Database Engine): velox#18529 - Valkey (Linux Foundation C In-Memory Datastore, successor to Redis): valkey#4424 - DuckDB (High-Performance C++ Analytical OLAP Database): duckdb#26443 - Apache DataFusion (Extensible Rust Arrow Query Engine): datafusion#24394 - Microsoft Pyright (Microsoft's Static Python Type Checker): pyright#11605 - eBay NuRaft (C++ Raft Distributed Consensus Engine): NuRaft#663 Clear 3-Tier Pricing & 14-Day 100% Refund Guarantee - 1st PR Free Evaluation Try ($0): Test it on 1 pull request out of the box—no credit card required. - ZeroSlop Pro ($29/mo): 1 Developer Seat (unlimited repositories & PRs), backed by a 2-week (14-day) 100% full refund guarantee, no questions asked. - ZeroSlop Enterprise ($1,999/mo): Per 100 Active Developers ($19.99/dev in 100-seat blocks). - GitHub Marketplace: github.com/marketplace/actions/zeroslop-by-ribbsa… - Wall of Merges & Live Demo: ribbsaetersystems.com
How we structured a 3-tier self-serve GitHub Actions SaaS ($0 1-PR try / $29 Pro / $1,999 Enterprise) against $41,760/yr legacy AI review bots We built ZeroSlop because cloud AI code review bots charge $24–$40 per seat ($41,760/yr for 174 engineers), yet their own published case studies admit median PR merge time barely moves (16.8 hours before to 16.7 hours after — a 6-minute gain). Instead of another noisy cloud chatbot leaving 30 comments on your pull request, ZeroSlop is a fast 3.8-second pre-flight gate inside GitHub Actions that strips AI wrapper bloat and blocks deleted tests before human review—with zero source code ever leaving your runner. Proven Upstream Merges (The Wall of Proof) We don't ask anyone to take our word for it—our track record of merged pull requests says everything. Every single one of these upstream C++, Rust, and C pull requests passed through ZeroSlop and was merged by core maintainers: - LLVM (Core C++ Compiler Infrastructure for Apple, Google & Rust): llvm-project#215076 - Meta Velox (Meta's C++ Vectorized Database Engine): velox#18529 - Valkey (Linux Foundation C In-Memory Datastore, successor to Redis): valkey#4424 - DuckDB (High-Performance C++ Analytical OLAP Database): duckdb#26443 - Apache DataFusion (Extensible Rust Arrow Query Engine): datafusion#24394 - Microsoft Pyright (Microsoft's Static Python Type Checker): pyright#11605 - eBay NuRaft (C++ Raft Distributed Consensus Engine): NuRaft#663 Clear 3-Tier Pricing & 14-Day 100% Refund Guarantee - 1st PR Free Evaluation Try ($0): Test it on 1 pull request out of the box—no credit card required. - ZeroSlop Pro ($29/mo): 1 Developer Seat (unlimited repositories & PRs), backed by a 2-week (14-day) 100% full refund guarantee, no questions asked. - ZeroSlop Enterprise ($1,999/mo): Per 100 Active Developers ($19.99/dev in 100-seat blocks). - GitHub Marketplace: github.com/marketplace/actions/zeroslop-by-ribbsa… - Wall of Merges & Live Demo: ribbsaetersystems.com